Reader Alert :  If you are not on twitter, this post won’t make any sense, which doesn’t mean that you don’t read the post. Instead go join twitter

गब्बर : Hmm कितने RT थे

कालिया : सरदार दो RT थे

गब्बर : दो RT? Bots के बच्चों !!! वो दो और तुम तीन … फिर भी आ गए वापिस tweet करने? क्या समझ कर आये थे ? सरदार खुश होगा , तुम्हे follow करेगा? दिक्कार है . अरे हो @Saambha कितना इनाम रखा है सरकार ने?

साम्भा : आपको पकड़ने या मारने वाले को Gul Panag (@gulpanag),Shashi Tharoor (@ShashiTharoor), Chetan Bhagat(@chetan_bhagat) और Shah Rukh Khan(@iamsrk) follow करेंगे

गब्बर : सुना … और ये इसलिए  है क्यूंकि यहाँ से पचास कोस दूर जब एक बच्चा tweet नहीं करता है तो माँ बोलती है बेटा tweet कर दे नहीं तो गब्बर सिंह आ जाएगा …. और ये तीन @#$%^& गब्बर सिंह का नाम मिटटी में मिला दिए .. इसकी सज़ा मिलेगी …. बराबर मिलेगी (takes out the computer’s mouse) कितने button हैं ?

कालिया : सरदार तीन

गब्बर : @#$%^ अब्बे Apple Mac का mouse है .. इसमें एक button है 😡 . आदमी तीन और button एक ? बहुत ना इंसाफी है !!!!

कालिया : स..स..स..सरदार मैंने आपको follow किया है

गब्बर : तो अब Block भी हो जा……. TiHi TiHi TiHi 😆


Well, we were having a party at my place. And we were playing song-request game. The game was that everyone takes turn to play a song which he/she hasn’t heard in ages and is a favorite.
So my friend’s sister wanted to play a song that she couldn’t remember. All she remembered was that the song featured Smita Patil in a yellow frock along with Sanjeev Kumar and some other “side”-y hero. Everyone wracked their brains but nothing came up. Finally, yours truly picked up the laptop and this is what happened.

Aim of the Experiment : Find the song

Information given : Smita Patil – yellow frock – Sanjeev Kumar

Apparatus used : Internet

Experiment and Observations :

1. Ask google “smita patil yellow frock sanjeev kumar”
2. Ask google “Smita patil sanjeev kumar movies”
3. Go to IMDB – search for smita patil – go through her movies and see cast
– Too many movies – ABORT
4. Ask youtube “smita patil yellow frock”
– ABORT ( you don’t want to know the kind of results that came up)
5. Ask youtube “smita patil sanjeev kumar”
BINGO – “Baton mein na talo jee… dil de dalo jee”

Time taken : time taken to cook Maggie

Inference : And that’s why I want to make a career out of internet-media


P.S. – Do you have any songs in your mind that you want to search and you have insufficient information about ? Contact Social Bakwaas 2.0  🙂

Found this amazing web-comic via Fly You Fools.


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And if you thought this was just a web-comic, take a look at this site. 🙂

So, what will be the next trend ?

  • Tweetomony – Your 140 characters to Matrimony
  • Facebook Marry – A Facebook Connect to the world of Marriage
  • Wordwed – Blog while you Wed
  • MakeMyHoneymoon – Plan your honeymoon with us
  • Microsoft Widows – Your OS to re-marry
  • I-dulha & I-dulhan – Go to your wedding with these new Iphone apps

What’s your favorite Matrimony web-application ??

Conversation 1


Mrs Khanna : Hey what are you wearing for Renu’s party?

Mrs Sharma : मैं सोच रही हूँ की वोह White Chiffon sari pehnu जो हमने lajpat nagar से ली थी ?

Mrs Khanna : *shocked* you cannot wear that white waala saari.

Mrs Sharma : Why?

Mrs Khanna : Remember, we had gone to Mona’s poker party, and you wore the same saari.

Mrs Sharma : तो क्या हुआ ? Nobody from that party will be coming for today’s party.

Mrs Khanna : *gyaan भरा tone* But Mona tagged the photos of the party on facebook. हर कोई देख सकता है ये photo. सोचो, अगर Renu ने भी tag कर दिया photos तो तुम्हारी इज्ज़त क्या रह जायेगी Facebook पर .

Mrs. Sharma : *आसूं टपकने के कागार पर* अब मैं क्या करूँ ?

Mrs. Khanna : No issue yaar. We have a day’s time. We can shop for a saari. शाम को चलते हैं .

Conversation 2


Neha : Oye Ritz, मुझे high-heels लेना है asap.

Ritika : क्यूँ बे, पिछले महीने ही तोह खरीदा था .

Neha : Babe, have you not logged on to facebook off-late. That Shalini @#$%& has been flaunting her imported high-heels collection all over facebook. And all our friends are “liking it”. We cannot allow a power shift.

Ritika : @#$$@ . We need to go shopping immediately.

Conversation 3


Rahul : Dooood!!! Have you seen Sam’s status message on FB ?

Mihir : No man. What up?

Rahul : Dood , that bugger got a great deal  at Woodland’s . There’s a promotional offer for all MBA students. We need to grab some stuff too.

Mihir : Awesome!!!!! Lets do it शाम को .

Moral of the story

Suits to dresses, Sarees to kurtas, high heels to sneakers, Facebook is full of them. Facebook is the new Vogue, the new Cosmopolitan. If you are not active on FB you are bound to be the protagonist of all fashion jokes in your friend circle. You might be wearing a Jockey in Delhi , but you may not be aware that your friends in New York might be discussing over beer, the hole in your Jockey .

And I am surprised why the fashion industry and Facebook cannot see the obvious synergy that they can strike. A billion dollar business proposition is going abegging.  Also, why isn’t someone creating a facebook application that will report the fashion trends (who is wearing what, who has a new wardrobe etc.) among your friends and friends of friends?


Who will need a Cosmopolitan if you have a “Facepolitan”. Why aren’t the social-media gurus predicting this as the top trend of Social-media in 2010.  So much for social media !!!!!!!